Monday, December 21, 2009

Stereotyping People by Their Favorite Author

These are my favorite ones:

Stephenie Meyer- People who type like this: OMG. Mah fAvvv <3 <3.

J.K. Rowling- Smart geeks.

Jodi Picoult- Your mom when she’s at her time of the month.

Leo Tolstoy- Guys I want to date.

Jane Austen (or Bronte Sisters)- Girls who made out with other girls in college when they were going through a “phase”.

Edgar Allan Poe- Men who live in their mother’s basements. Or goth seventh graders.

Dan Brown- People who used to get lost in supermarkets when they were kids.

Nicholas Sparks- Women who are usually constipated.

George Orwell- Conspiracy theorists (too easy).

Harper Lee- People who have read only one book in their life and it was To Kill A Mockingbird (and it was their assigned reading in the ninth grade).

Lewis Carroll- People who move to Thailand after high school for the drug scene.

C.S. Lewis- Youth group leaders who picked their nose in the 4th grade.

Virginia Woolf- Female high-school French teachers who have their master’s degree.

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